You are a fucking leech give me back my energy and get me a panadole while you’re at it



So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..


"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via pizza)


a girl i know that went to school with Tony Abbott’s daughters said one of them got fingered at school with her tampon still in and had to go to hospital to get it out wth

(via meltingreality)